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eww pubic hair!
Friday, April 11, 2008 at 6:32 AM

we are just crazy people lar. lol. sorry sarah n qirby if u dun agree. meowr.

--> we share starbucks muffins in orgasmic ecstasy
--> we let gus serenade us on his classical with crazy songs with lyrics like "we've never hugged, we've never kissed, i've never been intimate with your fist" and "kill a kitten..."
--> we get "diarrhoea"
--> we are loud. sometimes a bit TOO loud.
--> we camwhore with laptops
... i'm not sure how else to go on but random related stuff include condoms, shoes, AIDS, *specific* boys, pubic hair, aloe vera yoghurt, sperm and alien babies...

BL class (business leadership, not boy love)
mr boodram: we're talking about social needs today - about loving others. ken, do you love jason?
ken: i guess so. (they both look at each other awkwardly)
mr boodram: so, do you love qirby?
ken: NO.
mr boodram: you're supposed to love everyone! i mean love for one another!!!

mr boodram: ok, now jason, show ken how you can show that you appreciate and value your employees' opinions, by giving them attention.
jason: okay. (to ken) are you free tonight?
ken: no, i'm never free for you. (puts on disgusted face)
mr boodram: WRONG kind of attention!!!
li: that's sexual harrassment lar.

mr boodram: how about ming han n lianne? ming han is the manager.
li: i wanna b the manager! (pouts)
ming han: LIANNE (he practically shouts)... do your best ok? (pats me on the head)
li: i feel like a doggie.

mr boodram: one more try. now 2 other ppl... (aiyoh i forgot who lar)
A: yeah.
B: hows life?
A: okay.
B: do you need any help?
A: no it's ok.
B: if you need any help, call me...
mr boodram: still sounds wrong, aiyoh...

hope you all are having a good party. save some sex on the beach for me!!!

p.s. i always thought ms erin was saying "tequilla mockingbird" when she says "to kill a mockingbird", n i just learned today that there really is a "tequilla mockingbird". damn.

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