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my blonde moments
Wednesday, November 5, 2008 at 8:45 AM

i do NOT discriminate against blondes. i am very sorry if i hurt anybody's feelings.
words have been changed to protect our privacy/intimacy/etc.

SMS
Peter: i have a toilet problem.
Lianne: diarrhoea or constipation? er.. bananas? prunes? squatting helps. maybe it was cos you had all those carbs. you know, the pastries at lunch. hope ur feeling okay...
Peter: you're so cute! i meant plumbing problems.
*BLONDE MOMENT ALERT*
Lianne: ARGH.
Peter: thanks for the advice! well, got to buy stuff for my toilet now.
Lianne: what toilet shop is open now?
Peter: not right now, tomorrow!!!
*BLONDE MOMENT ALERT*
Lianne: argh! the "now" seemed so literal. *stares at the wall*

moral of the story/stereotype: Girls make assumptions. Sometimes, stupid assumptions.

End.